Welcome to Running With Scissors. ALL ORDERS WILL BE DELAYED UNTIL AFTER JULY 28th, AS THE RUNNING WITH SCISSORS STAFF IS TRAVELING! PLEASE DIRECT ALL INQUIRIES TO MIKEJ@RUNNINGWITHSCISSORS.COM THANKS! Thank you for visiting the Running With Scissors Online Store!  If theres anything we arent doing right (AND WE KNOW THE INTERNATIONAL STORE BLOWS), please send an asskicking email to mikej@runningwithscissors.com and tell him how bad of a job hes doing!!

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